Je me refais la saison 2 alors je note les dialogues sympa ^^:Episode 2x03:
MEREDITH: I'm stupid.
CRISTINA: Slutty mistress.
MEREDITH: Pregnant whore.
CRISTINA: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea.
MEREDITH: Have you cried yet?
CRISTINA: Hello! (after some time) do you think we'd feel better if we cried? You know just like-let it out?
MEREDITH: Probably... yeah.
CRISTINA, after some time: Do you wanna cry now?
CRISTINA: Ok let's... let's jog.
DEREK: Nice hat.
WEBBER: Shut up.
DEREK: What are you doing here?
WEBBER: I'm going back to work.
DEREK: I didn't clear you for surgery.
WEBBER: I've been sitting home for a week watching Oprah give away things on T.V. Oprah, Derek! You clear me now or I'll hurt you.
DEREK: If you want me to clear you...(?) maybe you should have thought of that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.
ADDISON: Good morning. Richard, I like the hat.
DEREK: Satan speaks.
ADDISON: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.
CRISTINA: Meredith, leave the sarcasm up to me. Really, it doesn't suit you.
BAILEY: Izzie, the Dr. Shepherds need an intern up on ICU.
IZZIE: Wait... both of them, together? And me, by myself, with the two married people who hate each other?
BAILEY: Go! Cristina, you're on the thoracotomy.
CRISTINA: With Burke? Oh can I have the hateful married couple instead?
BAILEY: Ok. I'm sorry, I thought I was your resident, not your hostess. I assign, you take. Is there a problem? Is there some reason why it's inconvenient for you to spend the day in the OR learning from Dr Burke?
CRISTINA: No, I'm very happy to be with Dr Burke, thank you very much.
MIRANDA: Go take care of Dr. Grey.
GEORGE: [hugs her] Yes. Thank you. She needs a friend right now.
GEORGE: Oh... you mean Ellis... the mother.
DEREK: She's gonna live a short and painful life.
ADDISON: You don't know that.
DEREK: It's my job to know that.
ADDISON: You're not God, Derek.
DEREK: Excuse me.
ADDISON: I'm sorry honey but you're not. You don't get to decide...
DEREK: Did you just call me honey? Wha- Don't call me honey.
ADDISON: Fine, you're not God, Dr Shepherd. Look, if the patient has any chance at survival, which I think she does, then you have a responsibility...
DEREK: Don't talk to me about responsibility.
ADDISON: You took an oath Derek.
DEREK: Oh don't you dare talk to me about oaths!
ADDISON: Derek, I messed up. People mess up.
DEREK: You slept with my best friend in my favourite sheets.
ADDISON: The flannel sheets? You hate the flannel sheets.
DEREK: No I love the sheets.
ADDISON: You like the italian sheets with the...
DEREK: Would you just stop talking about sheets?
IZZIE: I'm sorry I'm just gonna go... I'll go and check on the labs.
GEORGE: She seems to think that I'm her ex-husband and she won't let me touch her.
WEBBER: That's funny... You do look a bit like Thatcher.
GEORGE: [funny face] I look like Meredith's dad?
WEBBER: Just take good care of her, George.
GEORGE: Like her... dad? I need help.
MIRANDA: You have a problem?
MIRANDA: You have a mocha latte?
MIRANDA: Then go away.
ADDISON: You know, the way I see it, we could deal with us in one of three ways. Option one: I could apologize, you could forgive me and come home and we could move on with our lives like adults. Or, option two: I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home but you could still bring it up to use against me when we argue.
DEREK: Are you trying to be funny?
ADDISON: Satan has a sense of humour.
DEREK: What's the third?
ADDISON: I don't know what the third option is. [kisses him] I just know I still love you.
ALEX: You could talk you know. I mean - if you need to.
MEREDITH: I'm fine.
ALEX: You said that word so many times today it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Just saying - you can talk to me, coz you know, even if I repeat every word you say, no one around here likes me. They'd just call me a liar and move on.
MEREDITH, with a smile : Izzie likes you.
MEREDITH: You're blushing.
ALEX: Shut up.
MEREDITH: What kind of person wishes her mother had cancer?
MEREDITH: Don't. Please... just don't say anything.
MEREDITH: I'm just exhausted. My mother is exhausting. What happened to Cristina... and you. Hating you is the most exhausting. [kisses him] I don't want to do it anymore.
IZZIE: How can someone be so offensive, yet so charming all at the same time?
ALEX: It's an art form.