Derek: Seattle has ferryboats.
Derek: I didn’t know that. I've been living here six weeks, I didn’t know there were ferryboats.
Meredith: Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.
Derek: Hence the ferryboats. Now I have to like it here. I wasn’t planning on liking it here. I'm from New York, I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere. Except Manhattan. I have a thing for ferryboats.
Meredith: I'm not going out with you.
Derek: Did I ask you to go out with me? Do you want to go out with me?
Meredith: I'm not dating you and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again. You're my boss.
Derek: I'm your boss' boss.
Meredith: You're my teacher and my teacher's teacher. And you’re my teacher.
Derek: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter.
Meredith: You're sexually harassing me.
Derek: I'm riding in an elevator.
Meredith: Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn. There’s a big line.
Derek: So this line, is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker? (She, essentially, jumps him and starts making out with him and the elevator dings. Meredith picks up the files she drops, gets off elevator, walks past people waiting. He calls after her) We'll talk later?
DEREK: "So, it’s intense. This thing I have. For ferry boats, I mean."
MEREDITH: "I am so taking the stairs this time."
DEREK: "No self control. It’s sad. Really."
Meredith: So just for the record, you’d tell me if I need to get tested, right?
Derek: You think I have syphilis?
Meredith: No. I mean we never made any rules or anything…we never said we had rules and I wouldn’t hold it against you.
Derek: When would I have time to go out and get syphilis? You’re a handful enough as it is. And besides we’re practically a condom ad.
Meredith: But no more glow-in-the-dark ones.
Derek: You see? There’s nothing to worry about. Maybe we should make some rules.
Meredith: We should.
Derek: Just for the record…I like the glow-in-the-dark ones.
Meredith (laughs): I bet you do.